Wow- Young Buck has weird nipples

That made me spit up my nose

(said to Telma) "You've got chocolate sticking out of your butt - and it's melting"
(later, Telma said) "I wonder if I can still eat this chocolate that was on my butt - it looks pretty good"

"ou est mon pantalon?"

I'll eat anything that's yellow.

everyone meet wardy.... like i said... he'll be posting all the fun stuff i say throughout the day... my personal favorite so far is, "that made me spit up my nose".... the funny thing is i actually somehow managed to... it was amazing... oh yes....

so read on... enjoy... call your mom, tell her you love her....

They CAN do it. Tell them to eat a dick.

"That made me spit up my nose"

Ok - let's start with an old one:
"When you hit the brakes I nearly pooed!"

k, so i took down the music part of the site... it was too much to keep up... never mind remembering to blog here... i have myspace, facebook, all my freelance, my regular job... good god i haven't picked up my knitting needles in about a year now... it's depressing... anyways... i've invited a friend to post to this thing for me, cause apparently i say some pretty funny shit every now and again... so he'll be posting those for me on my behalf cause honest to god, i don't even know i'm doing it.

k, that's it for now....

peace.

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